Using the premise that each and every human being is a "tard" of some type...
A contraction of "awesome tard".
Awesome + tard = awetard
noun - aw-tahrd
a) A person who acknowledges and fully accepts the ugly truth(s) about themselves and lives out-fucking-loud, without shame or embarrassment, no matter how many times they get kicked in the balls or clit.
b) A person who uses the awesome power of hope to overcome adversity and tragedy.
c) A person who will do and say whatever-the-fuck he or she wants, regardless of public opinion.
d) A hunter and fighter for all things awesome.
"I can't believe that awetard just asked Hillary Clinton if she could taste Monica Lewinsky on Bill's cock."