1 definition by Kris C. Harris
Using the premise that each and every human being is a "tard" of some type...
A contraction of "awesome tard".
Awesome + tard = awetard
noun - aw-tahrd
a) A person who acknowledges and fully accepts the ugly truth(s) about themselves and lives out-fucking-loud, without shame or embarrassment, no matter how many times they get kicked in the balls or clit.
b) A person who uses the awesome power of hope to overcome adversity and tragedy.
c) A person who will do and say whatever-the-fuck he or she wants, regardless of public opinion.
d) A hunter and fighter for all things awesome.
A contraction of "awesome tard".
Awesome + tard = awetard
noun - aw-tahrd
a) A person who acknowledges and fully accepts the ugly truth(s) about themselves and lives out-fucking-loud, without shame or embarrassment, no matter how many times they get kicked in the balls or clit.
b) A person who uses the awesome power of hope to overcome adversity and tragedy.
c) A person who will do and say whatever-the-fuck he or she wants, regardless of public opinion.
d) A hunter and fighter for all things awesome.
"I can't believe that awetard just asked Hillary Clinton if she could taste Monica Lewinsky on Bill's cock."
by Kris C. Harris March 19, 2013