n. plurral - "Hideo Kojimas" Game director said to have once expressed a desire to make something that could hurt gamers. Creator of plotline for Metal Gear Solid 1 and 2, among others. Known perpetrator against the laws prohibiting False Advertising. Creates games that are worshipped as "The best stealth game(s) ever!" in spite of the extremely limited number of Stealth Games currently in existance. Can also be used as an adjective describing any piece of media that takes itself far too seriously while not offering much substantial plot, gameplay, or fun in return.
n. "Damn you, Hideo Kojima! Daaaaamn Yooooouuuu!"
adj. "I was about halfway through the book when the author started pulling a Hideo Kojima on me. It was freaky."