The trucks that Longview tough guys drive usually various "badass" stickers on them, such as Marines stickers or Army even though they have never been in the military or stepped foot on base. Other stickers include death metal band names, offroad performance parts and confederate flags.
You can find most of these smelly chodes around the industrial district or in Kelso, they're easy to spot. Just look for a truck that looks like a tweaker's asshole and a smelly fucker that just got done fucking a fat chick. Don't git scurred when he scowls at you and tries to run you off the road for not driving a pickup truck.
Niggerfaggot #2: "Wow, he sounds like an asshole. I guess that makes him a 'longview toughguy' now."
Whoremouth #1's Dad: "Shut yo mouth boah. If I was yo daddy I'd be kikkin yo' ass right now. Git boah, Git!"
Niggerfaggot #2: "Why are you talking like that? Aren't you from Washington? They don't have southern accents up there."
Whoremouth #1's Dad: "Damn it to hell boah, I'm from Kelso 'cross dat bridge frum Longview git Befo I shoot you did"