A bunch of short blue things that all look exactly the same. They use smurf in the place of all verbs, nouns, adjectives, adverbs, prepositions, and every other word in the English language. Almost all of them are male (DAMN SEXIST
CARTOON WRITERS!!!!!). They also never reproduce, yet somehow they still exist. (BUT WAIT, THAT'S A PARADOX
also a word that is hilarious to substitute for cuss words, especially when you intentionally call them a smuff
instead and they don't catch that there is a difference.
person one: damit!
KrazyDude: no, you're supposed to say smurf it
person one: smurf
KrazyDude: yep, you damn smurfing smurf, smurf smurfing son of a smurf
GO SMURF A SMURF, YOU DAMN SMURFING SMUFF
person one: did you just call me a smuff
KrazyDude: no you damn smurfing Smuff
, go smurf some smurfing smurf
i said smuff
, or did i say smurf, or did the smuff
ing smurfer smuff
that i said smuff but smurf but smuff
you smurfing damn smurf smurfer
Person One: O_o 0_0 o_O
KrazyDude: I THOUGHT SO!!!!!