3 definitions by Krastofer

Top Definition
(or, to give the awks.) An intense awkward feeling, usually caused by revealing something in conversation.
Lee: Told Maria I was dating her sister.
John: Didn't you ask Maria out last year?
Lee: Yeah, before she wanted me.
John: I bet that was weird.
Lee: Yeah, I totally gave her the awks. Both times.
John: Too bad you work together.
by Krastofer July 21, 2008
A person of various undetermined races, often a resident of metropolitan North America. Not a slur per se, more just a way of saying you have no idea and you'd rather not make an ass out of yourself by guessing.
(After the brand of crayons.)
Dick: "Where is Vaj from? Spain?"
Harry: "Dunno. I don't think Spain. Maybe Morocco?"
Dick: "Are you sure? He looks more Hindi than Moroccan."
Harry: "Didn't he say his mom was from Haiti?"
Dick: "I don't remember. His dad looks Russian or Mongolian or something."
Harry: "So you have no idea?"
Dick: "Nope. I guess that makes him a creyola, doesn't it?"
Harry: "Guess so. Hey, isn't he going to med school or something?"
by Krastofer October 10, 2007
(to kapoor, or to pull a kapoor) This occurs when a manipulative female (a ninja bitch) lies that you got her pregnant so she can force you to stay with her a little longer, or perhaps do other unreasonable things. Named for Kelly Kapoor in below example.
In a recent Season 4 episode of 'The Office', Kelly Kapoor does this to Ryan Howard.
by Krastofer October 17, 2007
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