The mortal enemy of the Emo Ninja. This conflict can never be solved, but unlike with real Pirates Vs Ninja battles, Emo Pirates and Emo Ninja will occasionally start snogging to call more attention to themselves.
Emo Ninja: *sniffle* Oh Emo Pirate, my ninjaish girlfriend broke up with me and I can't find my shuriken so I can't cut my wrist!
Emo Pirate: Awww, it's okay Emo Ninja! You can borrow my cutlass and pretend suicide and then we can snog and completely undermine the great conflict of Pirates Vs Ninja!
Emo Ninja: YAY!!!