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2 definitions by Kouji

 
1.
to quickly insert one's penis into another's anus and pull it out and act as if nothing happened
me: so this is my old shomping grounds. shomped there, shomped there.....huh, i ain't shomped there.

you: what where i'm standing?

me: SHOMP! still got it.
by Kouji March 01, 2008
 
2.
a mythical elven creature which follows you around and is essentially a part of you
sometimes I just want to kill my gelf

I love to play with my gelf
by Kouji March 01, 2008