1 definition by Konspiracy210

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A statement of intention to perform anal sex prior to any other sexual acts.

Often seen as a serious victory for the male, and a strange proposition for the female.
Dude, see the brunette to right of the bar?

Um, yes.

Ass first, I'm telling you.
by Konspiracy210 March 02, 2009

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