4 definitions by Konchii
A combination of the words buff and fantastical. State of being ridiculously buff, almost to the point of disbelief.
by Konchii March 25, 2009
The act of impersonating critically acclaimed actor/governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger by means of quoting lines from one of his many movies and/or imitating his distinct, Austrian accent. It is a very common trend that has has appeared many times throughout popular culture such as in cartoons and television shows. It can usually spark a series of Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions if done around a group of people who are familiar with said schwarzing.
Guy: "HEHEHAHH!! HONEY! LOOK AT MAH MOSCLES, DEYAH BULGING WEET SUCH FEEEUUUURRRYYY! HEHUAAGGHHH!!"
Girl: "..really sweetheart? You've been schwarzing all afternoon..maybe it's time to give it a rest."
Guy:"IT'S NOT A TUMAH!!"
Girl:"Wait, what?"
Guy:"GET TO DEH CHOPPA!!!"
Girl:"..."
Random Bystander: "HEHEHYAAAHHH!! I HEARD YOU SCHWARZING FROM OVAH DEUH! MIND IF I JOIN?!"
Guy:"HEHEYAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!"
Girl: "FML"
Girl: "..really sweetheart? You've been schwarzing all afternoon..maybe it's time to give it a rest."
Guy:"IT'S NOT A TUMAH!!"
Girl:"Wait, what?"
Guy:"GET TO DEH CHOPPA!!!"
Girl:"..."
Random Bystander: "HEHEHYAAAHHH!! I HEARD YOU SCHWARZING FROM OVAH DEUH! MIND IF I JOIN?!"
Guy:"HEHEYAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!"
Girl: "FML"
by Konchii March 21, 2010
Occurs when an individual logs onto their facebook account and randomly leaves mean or belligerent comments on everyone's statuses within their live feed list (most likely with the hopes of drawing attention to themselves or strictly out of boredom). Comments must be left on over 2 or more people to be considered an official facebook driveby.
Person 1:"Yo man, the other night I just like, got so BORED with facebook and decided to pull a facebook driveby."
Person 2:"..you pulled a what? A facebook driveby?"
Person 1:"Dude it's EASY! Just log on to your facebook account and just start like leaving nasty comments on peoples' statuses man. I nailed like 30 people in 10 minutes bro! It was EPIC!"
Person 2:"..so you feel any better?"
Person 1:"Nah..people still ignore me bro."
Person 2:"Fail."
Person 2:"..you pulled a what? A facebook driveby?"
Person 1:"Dude it's EASY! Just log on to your facebook account and just start like leaving nasty comments on peoples' statuses man. I nailed like 30 people in 10 minutes bro! It was EPIC!"
Person 2:"..so you feel any better?"
Person 1:"Nah..people still ignore me bro."
Person 2:"Fail."
by Konchii November 14, 2009
An acronym that stands for "Chuckling In My Mind" which is generally used in an attempt to deviate from usage of overused internet phrases such as "LOL" (laughing out loud), "LMAO" (laughing my ass off) or "ROFL" (rolling on floor laughing). It can even be considered more genuine amongst your peers, because in reality it is highly probable that you are in fact not laughing out loud from your computer chair.
Buddy: "Dude, I totally tripped and fell on a toy car in my living room earlier."
Buddy 2: "Are you okay?"
Buddy: "Yeah, I'm fine. You know that I'm like a modern day Superman!"
Buddy 2: "CIMM."
Buddy:"Yeah dude... So anyway, I'm going to go watch porn. Kthxbai!"
Buddy 2: "LOL!"
Buddy 2: "Are you okay?"
Buddy: "Yeah, I'm fine. You know that I'm like a modern day Superman!"
Buddy 2: "CIMM."
Buddy:"Yeah dude... So anyway, I'm going to go watch porn. Kthxbai!"
Buddy 2: "LOL!"
by Konchii June 6, 2011