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Designated Piece Of Fuck: The person who is completely worthless after a long night of partying. Prone to call in sick to work the next day and lay on their couch. Often needy for the day.
"Wow, you were out all night, weren't you?"
"Yeah, I'm the DPOF of the day"
by Koldham August 03, 2007