"The Koala (Phascolarctos cinereus; sometimes also spelled Phascolarctus cinereus) is a thickset arboreal marsupial herbivore endemic to Australia, and the only representative of its family, Phascolarctidae". Don't fuck with them.
Check out that Koala just chillen, eatin Eucalyptus.
You don't mess with the Koalas. Especially Kids with Sticks, or Tea Bags.