4 definitions by Knarf1995

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The epitome of gentrification, New York is a prime example of socioeconomic inequality. You see neighborhoods like the financial district where the only people that can afford to live there are insanely wealthy, and then you see neighborhoods like Hunts Point, a source of abject poverty. When the Russians bashed on capitalism, New York was exactly what they were thinking of.
Aaron: Hey you want to go up to New York City for the weekend?
Jane: And spend $30 on a hamburger at Shake Shack? No thanks.
by knarf1995 April 23, 2013

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A useful phrase to add at the end of a question on Yahoo! Answers. Dissuades the usual idiotic outbursts that users pass off as answers and condones useful ones.
Question: How many times a day should I feed my dog?
Description: He's a 150 lb. 3-year-old Dalmatian.
P.S. No B.S.
by knarf1995 March 25, 2013

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A quote from Lord Of The Flies. Simon, a nearly mute character who is very in touch with nature and at peace with himself, suffers a hallucination at the top of a jungle mountain on an island. He stares at a (real) pig's head impaled on a stick and imagines that he hears it taunting him and daring him to hope for rescue.
Person Being Hugged: "Dude, let go. I have to get back to work."

Hugger: "No! We're gonna have fun on this island!"
by Knarf1995 October 27, 2011

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1. Personal Computer

2. Penalty Cake

A penalty cake is small, disgusting cake made of very cheap ingredients poorly mixed together and either burnt or underbaked. The cake is prepared prior to an intense game of Monopoly, and every time a player messes up they are required to take a bite of the cake, so that after a while it has collected germs from everybody in the game.
Ha! Go Directly To Jail! Do not pass go, do not collect $300, and lick some icing off the P.C.!
by knarf1995 January 24, 2012

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