To be duped by The Machine of Consumerism to buy things you didn't know you "need" or "want" for the seemingly reasonable price of $4.99.
When you go to a mass retailer for some toilet paper and your total bill is over $50, you've been Four-Ninetynined!
"I would really like to take a vacation but I Four-Ninetynined myself to a staycation at Motel 6"
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