1 definition by Kmart6

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When you for some reason have strange bollowmovements which makes your farts unstable i.e. you aren't sure if your next fart is gonna be a poo or not.
Standing at the urinal: I just ate some bad mexican food, I'm all fartanoid, I don't know if I will shit my pants the next time I fart
#fart #paranoid #shit #poo #bathroom
by Kmart6 June 13, 2010
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