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2 definitions by Kixk toppa hata in your balls

 
1.
when you are mowing your lawn and a furry reptile walkks into your hand shouting SHWIFTY FIVE SHWIFTY DIVE SHWIFTY LIVE!.....

you grab this reptile by the facy and quickly dispose of it under your wife's skirt.
i shwift (ED) the friggity FROPPITY last morning.
by Kixk toppa hata in your balls January 21, 2008
 
2.
1. A man eating SHRUB commonly found in YOUR BACK YARD.

2. When you are getting a blow job... and you cum in her eye and kick her in the SHIN

3. COMPLETELY OBLITERATE THE OTHER TEAM
Definitions 1 + 2

-Son: DAD! Look at that ANGRY PIRATE. i think it's coming for you!!!!

-Dad: OH SHIT

Definition 3.

-team 3:Blown'd
by Kixk toppa hata in your balls January 21, 2008