(noun) 1. Humans from the perspective of cats
. 2. A being
to lounge upon whilst napping. 3. Somebody for cats
to stand upon whilst demanding
petting or complaining about the quality of gooshy food or the condition of the litter box. 4. The treating of humans like furniture.
sleepily, sprawled on her purrniture, while
getting her tummy rubbed.Spartacus
stood on his purrniture's lap, headbutted her face, and demanded scritches.