n. the use of your cat as a device for judging the approximate current temperature, as once perfectly illustrated in Patrick McDonnell's cartoon strip "Mutts"
You don't need a sprawled-out cat thermometer to tell you it's furshlugginer
hot in here.
n. a shitty
highway or road, either due to disrepair or incessantly constipated
Tell my shithead
boss that I'm gonna be late to my crap
job because there's a pileup on the Turdpike.
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