2 definitions by KiterBoyz

Top Definition
VISTASTER. n. a giant cluster-fuck; a colossal mistake; a turning point, inflection point, or event that, in retrospect, turns out to have led to the doom and demise of a once-powerful company, person or organization.
DERIVATIVES:
vistastrous. adj.
visastrously. adv.
"Have you seen Speed Racer? It's a total vistaster."
by KiterBoyz May 27, 2008

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To break / bork or render inoperable a mobile telephone (usually a smart phone) by just being in close proximity to a Truffle.
Bugger, coffee with Faye and now my Blackberry is completely Truffleised, I can't Tweet let alone check-in on Foursquare. Darn, at this rate I will lose my mayorship.
by KiterBoyz January 21, 2011

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