5 definitions by Kissifur

Top Definition
In Association Football, a striker who simply cannot score a goal to save his life
Fuck me, James Beattie couldnt hit a cows arse with a banjo
by Kissifur July 21, 2006
The overwhelming odour eminating from a rather unwashed vagina.
Firkin' hell, Im glad I didnt go down on her, the trench stench was foul
by Kissifur August 20, 2006
A ne'er do well, a benefit cheat who drinks and bets all day
Look, there goes Pig Willie, off to the bookies again
by Kissifur July 19, 2006
Quite simply, an ex wife
Jesus Dawn, you're a right fucking freakbitch
by Kissifur July 18, 2006
A freak who is freakier than your average freak, a right cunt
You fucking freakwah, I'll stab you to death
by Kissifur July 17, 2006

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