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3 definitions by Kisaki Kattakuzai

 
1.
1) The source of all evil
2) Watered-down Coke-flavored lube

Note that Coke is better than Pepsi, and that the only way one could get the flavor of Pepsi would be to water down Coke-flavored lube and bottle it.
1) OH SHIT, I had to buy a Pepsi and now my life is cursed by the carbonated drink gods!!
2) Ugh, this Coke imitation drink tastes like lube!
by Kisaki Kattakuzai January 02, 2008
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2.
verb
to provide sexual pleasure by tugging on the crotch seam/zipper of one's or another's pants (especially jeans), resulting in friction against one's or another's "part"
I saw your ex-girlfriend seamsturbate in English class today.
by Kisaki Kattakuzai January 07, 2008
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3.
The greatest boyfriend ever.
My boyfriend, Donald! I LOVE HIM!
by Kisaki Kattakuzai January 02, 2008
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