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2 definitions by Kirk Kennedy, Attorney at Law

 
1.
The act of pushing the shit in your boyfriend's asshole up into his rectum and hopefully into his large intestine as far as it will go. Stool pushing is often confused with corn holing or butt fucking, but it does not feel as good.
Richard Simmons and Andy Dick enjoy stool pushing after binge eating Mexican food.
by Kirk Kennedy, Attorney at Law August 21, 2008
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2.
What you tell your friends when they ask what took you so long in the rest room.
Sorry it took me so long, I was dropping your kids off at the pool.
by Kirk Kennedy, Attorney at Law August 21, 2008
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