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Slang term for a "merkin" which is defined as false hair for the female pudenda, or a pubic wig. Dating back to the 1450s where prostitutes would shave their pubes to avoid pubic crabs.
The mucket is now obsolete because females prefer the shaved, pre-pubescent look.
by Kirby Muckett February 10, 2011

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