1 definition by Kingsleysordeling

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1. To ask for something that you know will be rejected.

2. To express frustration or annoyance at somebody who keeps on pestering and can't keep their mouth shut.

Origins: to poke a pork and to expect it to 'oink'.
1. Teen: dad, can I have this new VW Golf GTi?

Dad: pokeapork, son.

2. Guy: Hey what's up?

Girl: Good.

(2 minutes later)

Girl: *adjust her seat

Guy: *guy notices* What's up?
Girl: Oh its nothing.
Girl: *flings her hair out of habit
Guy: *notices* What's up?
Girl: ....pokeapork
by Kingsleysordeling November 01, 2010

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