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People performing sexual acts while dressed in renaissance fighting gear/armor.
Jena and Bob were caught having an Armadillo Style orgy in the woods.
by Kingmaster74 November 22, 2009
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A bed mattress with holes that makes masturbation in bed for men easier than ever. A man may lay face down on the mattress so he can insert his penis into a hole that is shaped much like the tunnel of love sex toy. The man will then proceed to hump the bed until he ejaculates as the semen is washed down into a connected sewer line.
Honey, I bought the brand new Sleep Humper Bed so you won't have to worry about sex anymore.
by Kingmaster74 March 27, 2011
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