profusely in a corner, not even wanting to, whilst visualising all your dead relatives
looking down on you saying "is this what we lived our lives for ? A grown man wanking
like a monkey
in a room ? You cry
whilst doing this because of the guilty pleasure
. A bottle of Gin
are the secret ingredient.
I really didn't want to but when i went home after visiting my elderly neighbour, i had a misery wank......i didn't want to though, i promise !!