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1 definition by King of the Kentlands

An extremely large thing that claims to be a girl yet has a beard, does too many drugs, and never has any clue what it's talking about now matter how much it claims to, and tries to set people up
Cathleen: Hi
Me: Shut up you willy wonka blueberry eating smuckalopalus bitch
by King of the Kentlands August 29, 2006