1. Derivative of hot smash. Describes the result of taking a hot smash in one's pants, leaving said smash between one's butt cheeks, thereby creating a smash-sandwich.
*A smashwich is similar to a shart but a bit messier.
Lex: Guys, I didn't make it to the bathroom and ended up with a smashwich.
Guys: Lex, that is nasty. You're gonna have skids.
1. noun. Origin: road rage, bus rage. Feelings associated with attempting to shop at a store whose layout allows no more than 10 people to comfortably shop (e.g. a Trader Joe's grocery store). Note: Trolley is the British word for 'shopping cart'.
Trolley rage example: Lex hits up a small grocery store looking to get in and get out after grabbing some ice cream, milk, and cereal. He grabs a small shopping cart (trolley) and takes off for the dairy section. On the way he is forced to stop and wait for a woman in front of him, who has no idea Lex is behind her, stop and read the daily special advertisement. The stopping was no big deal, but two seconds later, Lex must stop for a kid, who is lying in the floor playing with a new toy, before moving to the cereal section.
#get out of the way#stop trying to go forward when i can't get past the dude in front of me#why can't you learn to act in an unstupid manner#do you think you are better than everyone else#please stop reading the cooking instructions on the back of the soup can and move two inches so i can grab some canned chili