2 definitions by King Leper

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a statement used when something takes you by surprise and pisses you off at the same time usually followed by absconding the person who offended you.
on the subject of a man sampling his own fluid:

Steve: Dude, its not gay if its your own.

Bill: What in Fuck's Cunt are you talking about??? Get out of my house!!!!!
by King Leper September 21, 2010

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1: noun, Something made by the more festive Christian Nudists. Unlike most Christians, however, Nudist Christians don't leave the nakedtivity up after dark. This is mostly to to the harsh temperatures of winter.

2: adjective, When something you have seen involving nakedness leaves a lasting mental scarring.
1a) It's a good thing Bill and Shelly just had a kid. Now we have a baby Jesus for this years Nakedtivity.

1b) "Okay, people, its 5:30pm Nakedtivity duties are suspended until 11:30 tomorrow morning."

2) I just got back from swimming at the YMCA. No matter how fast I ran through the shower I couldn't avoid the nakedtivity.
by King Leper December 05, 2011

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