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1 definition by King Crump

 
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Sometimes known as Turd (BackLASH), when you are on the toilet and you crimp one out, and the turd falls in the water and makes a splash that gets right on your asshole.
Dude that is just sick! I just got turdlash in the 2nd floor bathroom. I need a shower.
by King Crump December 01, 2006