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EBF
EBF, less commonly known as "Epic bodily fail", is a rare disorder brought about by excessive consumption of the 3 godly fluids, Coca-cola, cherry coke and Dr Pepper. Caffeine and glucose dominate the white blood cells in the blood stream, resulting in a cataclysmic meltdown of bodily functions, and eventually death. Be careful kids!
EBF claimed its 1st victim in 2007, when litte Timmy Turner overdosed on cherry coke on his 8th bday. An unfortunate loss im sure you'll agree...
by King Coke August 07, 2008