King, Ness's dog
The best SNES game ever. A boy named Ness
and his friends go out to save the world from aliens and beat up the fathead Pokey Minch (but the little fatty runs away 'cuz he's scared).
EarthBound is the best. Who knew a dog can type?
An enemy in the SNES game EarthBound
. This tree-hugging freak has 87HP and sometimes drops freakin' rulers. Th
Ness tried PSI Rockin' Omega!
Holy crap! 999HP damage to the New Age Retro Hippie!
Whoa, who knew it could hit that high?
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