3 definitions by Kindly Wise

Top Definition
Blunt honesty, absolute truth bare of cushioning social niceties

Derives from the impossibility of reassuring a person with insufficiently pleasing buttocks
Q: Do these jeans make my butt look big?
A: Girl, no jeans in the WORLD gonna help THAT flat ass!
by Kindly Wise October 23, 2005
How Santa relaxes in his garden during the "off season".
1) Nothing Santa likes better than a row of Yukon Gold potatoes he can ho ho ho.
2) Santa's zucchini patch has become a tough row to ho ho ho!
3) Unless Santa is raising only "iceberg" lettuce, we can't really be sure WHERE he chooses to ho ho ho his garden.
by Kindly Wise December 24, 2005
A generic blessing derived from the Sanskrit name of Sri Caitanya Mahaprabhu, one of the putative avatars of Krishna.
Now, due to overuse, abuse and irritant factor, it has about the same meaning and impact as "Hakuna matatta".
Can't pay your rent? Gouranga! Feelin' mighty fine!
Home torn with dissent? Gouranga! Tune out the whine!
New car has a dent? Gouranga! It's a new design!
Soul in torment? Gouranga! Approach the divine!

It means "No worries, for the rest of your days...."
by Kindly Wise October 11, 2005

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