a very hairy bushy vagina. All woman, girls, grandmas and anything female has them. Most are looked after by their owners and washed every day. Most are shaved but some are bushy like a tree! XD.
if u ever aproach one that is bleeding be careful as its owner may get snappy!!
or it is a muffin.XD
example 1: can i have some cream on my muff... (you could fink of that in both ways)
Example 2 : have you smelt hannah's muff recently?
It smells like a fish tank!