118 definitions by Killing Kittens

A statistic that means a lot less than you think it does, but is useful in arguments if you want to sound right.
There is a correlation between ice cream sales and drowning. Therefore, the consumption of ice cream should be considered a public danger.
by Killing Kittens May 18, 2009
Intellectual laziness.
Everything is relative. This means that all belief systems are equally true, except for Christianity and anything remotely pro-western or pro-American.

Also, since relativism holds that there is no center of truth, it is a perfectly valid opinion to say that "Plan 9 From Outer Space" is a better movie than "Citizen Kane", because my opinion is just as valid as yours, even when I don't bother to back it up.
by Killing Kittens December 06, 2006
When the hamster begins to look good.
When the French guy said, "You're mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" he was probably implying that Arthur's father was too drunk one critical night.
by Killing Kittens January 10, 2006
An earned, unspoken, and continual agreement between two individuals that should never, under any circumstances, be initiated out of or confused for love.
Trust friends if they are dead, and lovers never.
by Killing Kittens March 30, 2005
I sincerely hope Phrigajiblenophip's definition was a joke.

See my definition of 'Dinosaur' and ByThorsBeard's definition of 'Scale of Dinosaurs'.
Alarmingly, a recent poll showed that 51% of Americans believe that dinosaurs and early man lived at the same time.
by Killing Kittens October 26, 2004
A reply preferable to being ignored.
A simple "Fuck Off" would have been wonderful, but not replying to me was more cruel than anything she could have possibly said.
by Killing Kittens September 10, 2004
That which is based on fact.
Actually, now that I think about it, what is true is not necessarily factual.
by Killing Kittens June 11, 2004

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