118 definitions by Killing Kittens

A method of castrating men without using sharp objects.
From David DeAngelo's article:

She looked at him with compassion in her eyes
and said "Thank you... I really mean that... but
I don't want to mess up our friendship... you're
too important to me...".
by Killing Kittens March 31, 2005

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"An idealist is a cynic in the making." --HL Mencken
I couldn't have said it any better myself.
by Killing Kittens March 17, 2005

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An impressive but pretentious sub-genre of heavy metal, invariably revolving around hackneyed themes of satanism and/or Nordic mythology.
The lyrics are silly, the music is majestic!
by Killing Kittens June 23, 2004

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The common rational reaction to self-awareness.
Are you depressed for a very good reason, depressed for no good reason, or just depressed?
by Killing Kittens January 17, 2005

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A woman who realizes that she is only going through motions when she has sex, and might as well be getting paid.
I'm not a prostitute, I'm a pragmatist!
by Killing Kittens May 22, 2004

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The most metal tribe of pagans, fierce and savage, whom although losing the war against christianity eons ago, their descendants still sing about it as if they had won.
"You're just not viking enough." --Kevin Farrell
by Killing Kittens October 22, 2004

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A spiritually insane, emotinally retarded, and megalomaniacal primate with an immense inferiority complex. It is ill-suited to survive in its environment, so instead of adapting as other species it changes the environment, for ill of everything including itself. It is a species that will surely go extinct in the next thousand years, a victim of its vaulting own success.
Don't blame us, we're only human.
by Killing Kittens May 19, 2004

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