118 definitions by Killing Kittens

An shallow atheistic "religion" that is a facade of pretentious moral subjectivism, mixing anti-christian and pagan imagery with a watered-down version of the philosophies of Nietzsche and the Marquis de Sade, that appeals largely to angry teenagers, Black Metal bands, and those who want to rebell against the percieved hypocrisy of religion and morality to justify their own selfishness.
Using Satanism to attack Christianity is like using Darth Vader to attack Star Wars. All you're disagreeing with is who wins in the end. It's stupid.
by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004
A man in a state of sexual frustration.
Why on earth was this definition previously deleted? Must everyone be so literal as to take offence?
by Killing Kittens March 18, 2005
An atheist at pains to show that, he too, can live a deep and moral life.
During his long and irrelevant political tangents, my professor called himself a Secular Humanist.
by Killing Kittens November 02, 2005
In any other time, this would be a valid term to describe a person dominated by a logical and chivalrous love ethic. Today, however, he is considered creepy and referred referred to as a stalker.
It's not easy being a knight, lads.
by Killing Kittens March 30, 2005
A religion afraid to have beliefs, rituals, or tenets.
Unitarian Universalism is a religion to the same extent that eating fish and chicken is a vegetarian practice.
by Killing Kittens September 09, 2006
An atheist who admits that he could be wrong, and thinks that this makes him something else.
I call myself an agnostic to make myself sound more open-minded even though I have no spiritual beliefs whatsoever.
by Killing Kittens March 06, 2005

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