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118 definitions by Killing Kittens

 
64.
A reply preferable to being ignored.
A simple "Fuck Off" would have been wonderful, but not replying to me was more cruel than anything she could have possibly said.
by Killing Kittens September 10, 2004
 
65.
The most pretentious and bombastic of Black Metal bands, and, for that reason, the most enjoyable.
Take three impressive-sounding words that have nothing to do with each other and put them together. Then you have the title of the next Dimmu Borgir album!
by Killing Kittens June 23, 2004
 
66.
1. The possession of an extremely versatile penis.

2. The ability to give yourself a blowjob.
1. His dicksterity enabled him to please any woman.

2. His dicksterity enabled him to please himself.
by Killing Kittens July 14, 2005
 
67.
A spell with neither verbal or somatic components that is consciously or unconsciously cast by various charismatic, funny, and sexually appealing people, and instantly reduces the victim's I.Q. by 20 to 80 points. Half if they make their saving throw. The penalty applied is 18 minus the victim's wisdom.
If you feel yourself becomming infatuated, quickly leave before you do something stupid.
by Killing Kittens March 29, 2005
 
68.
An underrated and largely unknown Speed/Thrash metal band that formed sometime in 1994, the founder, Dave Burton, claims he knew Metallica and Megadeth before they were in their respective bands, and so has drawn lots of inspiration from them.

Dave Burton is both singer and lead guitarist, and currently tours with Jay Houston (guitars), Ted Manley (bass), and Sean Cuniff IV (drums).

Some of their former members included Eric Avalon (a drummer who later left in 1996 and joined some viking metal band called 'Vikingness') Andy Rickman (their talented lead bassist who died during a tragic accident involving a tour bus in 1997) and Colin Elfman (a guitarist who used to be in Dr. Punch, and left in 2001).

Metallivore's three known albums include:

Puppers Sell Peace but the Master says No (1996)

Lightning is My Business . . . and the Ride is Good (1998)

The Countdown does Justice for all Extinction (2000)

They haven't officially disbanded, despite the now poisonous relationship betwixt Dave and Sean, but Metallivore hasn't enjoyed much success over the years and it doesn't look like their sales warrant enough to justify another tour. We can only hope that they'll show up to a few concerts in New England, though.
Metallivore will be playing soon with Immaculate Deception, Sauropod, and Asteroid. I can hardly wait!
by Killing Kittens October 27, 2004
 
69.
A movie sequel that never happened and should be ignored.
"Alien" and "Aliens" are all you need to watch. Boycott "Alien 3"!
by Killing Kittens June 11, 2004
 
70.
A vessel made of earnest ceramic, easy to break. you can glue it back together innumerable times, but each time it's weaker than before.
Has someone stolen your heart? Sucker!
by Killing Kittens March 28, 2005