1 definition by Kill1349

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A dude that works in the office with the most annoying nervous habit, and it looks like he's doing key bumps to act that way!
Kill- "Bro, Key Bump Dave is on a roll today!"

Jeff- "I know that bitch is annoying as fuck!"
by Kill1349 March 25, 2009

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