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66 definitions by KikO

1. An act of congress; pretty self-explaining!

2. Slang: excrement, fecal matter, et cetera.
Kiko: Well, time to go pass an act of congress!
Choo: ?
Kiko: *chomp* Means I'm gonna take a shit, Choo!
Choo: Have fun.
by Kiko July 07, 2004
An exceedingly dull-witted person; also "tardus-extremus."
Mike is a tardus extremus.
by Kiko February 03, 2004
1. A Japanese musical instrument with silk strings.
2. Hoyo?
Koto: What you talking.
*radio static*
Kiko: Thiis is my worst definition, to date!
*radio static*
Koto: Ipié!
by Kiko February 03, 2004
No longer permitted.
Using ampersands in usernames has been disallowed.
by Kiko February 01, 2004
1. The tree in which oranges originate.

2. An astonishing, admirable individual.
The orange trees are producing well this year.

Person 1: Kiko is an orange tree.
Person 3: ???
by Kiko December 18, 2003
crazy fucking old guy that has a lazy eye, is slunched over, and has a limp
that eggshen motherfucker bugged the crap outta me so i kicked his fucken cane from under him
by kiko March 08, 2005
A determinate rating of the level of contemptibility of a person, as decided by his/her peers; measured from 0.0 to 100.0, where 100.0 is the highest/most.
Joseph's asshole rating has been decided: 34.4
by Kiko February 01, 2004