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2 definitions by Kieth Kieth

Another term for a vagina
''How do Kieth, how was that honey you pulled last eve''

''Sweet Kieth, she had a Grassy Arthur's Garden Party like a chipmunk's ear''
by Kieth Kieth May 27, 2008
Fairly self explainiatory, insert fist in rectum and proceed to wank ( Masterbate ) like an old maid.
''Why's the fist so smelly today Kieth?''

''I watching a bit of loose woman and, well you know the score''

''The old Ass-Fistey Wank''

''Bingo, flaccid sir''
by Kieth Kieth May 27, 2008