1 definition by Kick.ass

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A swollen muff. When you fuck a girl so hard, her muff gets all swollen. However, if you can't pull that off, you can just punch her in the muff.
Dude, I fucked that bitch so hard, I gave her a puffen.
by Kick.ass May 15, 2010

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