1 definition by Kezzapgurbuz

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Going for the vaguely located absorbent paper when having an orgasm in the dark.
Yesterday I woke up just when I was about to wet dream, then I performed grasp of faith and ended up wasting a dirty pair of socks.

Its one thing turning the lights off for caution of the neighbors, and another going for grasp of faith every time.
by Kezzapgurbuz September 16, 2012

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