1. A guy with a moustache that likes chocolate milk with vodka.
2. A guy that likes to call you all the time and always knows where you are.
3. Piece of sex.
1. Don: I saw Cotter put chocolate milk into that bottle of Grey Goose..
2. *Ring* Don: Hello?
Cotter: Are you at Chuck E. Cheese?
3. Girl: Hot damn, Cotter is pure sex, I want that in my bed now!