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1 definition by Kevin Zolitor

 
1.
Elastic fitness apparel worn by women in bumpkin America (rural Texas, for example) who obviously are far too flabby to require athletic wear, for any actual physical activity on a regular basis would preclude their excessive girth.

Often accompanied with muffintop and cameltoe.
Whoa, that heavy on Springer is sportin' some serious spantex.

by Kevin Zolitor February 16, 2008