2 definitions by Kevin Getzewich
| 1. | Singapore Subway | ||
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The act of sliding micro machines down a paper towel tube into another person anus Tim: Hey i am bored do you want to try a Singapore subway
Jill: We are all out of micro machines, if you wait an hour i might be able to pass the ones from last time |
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| 2. | The orville red n' cocker | ||
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When you and someone special are at a movie, discretely cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag, and proceed to string your erect penis through the hole. When she/he reaches for the popcorn they will get more than a handful, hopefully. From there the obligation is implied and butter is the lube. Dan was a lonely schmuck, but got a date with Nicole anyway, at the movie he used The Orville red n' cocker, reliable yet ballsy , making the large worth the seven dollars.
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