A Dibble is a person who will take any situation and add a shit ton of kegs and thousands of people to try and sound cool when we all know that he's a douchebag.
Also used for scalar quantities.
"I went to UConn to visit my cousin and there was a party in the parking lot with like, 85 kegs welded to a truck. They tapped the kegs through the truck. Dude, there were huge black guys flipping trucks and shit and there were like... 10,000 people."
"On a scale of 1-Dibble, that story is a Dibble. Dude you're such a douche-dibble."