9 definitions by Kevin Baines

Top Definition
a. noun
A skinny ass white boy who thinks he is hard. Who tries to dress of black hip-hop culture. And overtries to talk like a thug.

b. A caucasion that think's he is black. And can woop and other white kids ass. But when confonted by a thug he backs down cowerdly.
Wigger Bitch: Yo my name be Lee. We gotta pack heat around here to survive.

Skater Boy: Man fuck off you fucking wigger bitch, all's you got under there is your lil bro's water pistol! haha

Domineque: Yeaa boy, you right about that thurr...that mo fo' gun from Dollar Tree.
by Kevin Baines March 06, 2006
The talk of a true ganster. Used by a thug, nigger or a gangster. A wigger, wug, or hard white boy cannot use it properly. They do not have the right vocals or the natural morale to Thug talk. And if you see a white boy trying to Thug talk, you should Drop a bomb on him.
Thug 1: Yo ant. pass me that L nigga.
Thug 2: Ight yao.

Wug: Yo, don't be fogetting about my white ass!

Thug 1: Mannn, shut the fuck up you Wug bitch and wait your turn.

Thug 2: paa! look at him trying to all Thug Talk and shit...fucking fake ass pussy.
by Kevin Baines March 06, 2006
A person that owns a sailboat, who acts better than everyone else, especially on race day; one who thinks they are the king of the marina; someone who thinks driving european cars are better than anything else; someone who is a complete rude stuck up snob.
Norbert loves to sail. He is from Nantucket, Home of the majority of Sail Boat snobbs. He always thinks he is the boss of the road and the marina. Because he drives a European Car that is highly over-rated and sails. Which to him is better than anyone else can do.

Roy thinks Norbert is an asshole, because he is a Sail Boater. Roy is correct, Norbert is an asshole...because he sails and Roy doesn't.
by Kevin Baines March 02, 2006
A person who embraces the sailboat lifestyle. One who acts better than everyone else, by driving European cars or not waving to no one except people who have sailboats.
Because Norbert likes to sail all day and drive his volvo and never wave to people and act rude and snobby he is considered a Sailboater.

Norbert loves to go sailing and think nothing but of himself.

Branson is from Nantucket, it is the land of Sailboaters.

Boston is a safe haven for Sailboaters, but filled with many assholes. Because they sail.
by Kevin Baines March 04, 2006
A person that owns a sailboat, who acts better than everyone else, especially on race day; one who thinks they are the king of the marina; someone who thinks driving european cars are better than anything else; someone who is a complete rude stuck up asshole snob.
Norbert loves to sail. He is from Nantucket, Home of the majority of Sail Boat snobbs. He always thinks he is the boss of the road and the marina. Because he drives a European Car that is highly over-rated and sails. Which to him is better than anyone else can do.

Roy thinks Norbert is an asshole, because he is a Sail Boater. Roy is correct, Norbert is an asshole...because he sails and Roy doesn't.

Roy The Power Boater: (Walks past Sailboater) "Hey man how'ya doing?"

Norbert The Sailer: (Looks down real fast at his Sperry Top Siders) "arghhh"

Roy Power Boater: "Heyy mann, wtf you can't say hi? I was just trying to be nice!"

Norbert The Sailer: "Leave me be, I'm busy and I don't know you"
by Kevin Baines March 14, 2006
Wug
a. noun
A white thug, who thinks he is gangster and hard. Even tho he is more than likely not. One who tries to steel like other thugs but just can't seem to do it. Why? because they can't blend into the night like they can.
Wife: Honey, the TV isn't floating this time!

Husband: Yea, it's just Wug ass Timmy trying to steal it again, but he can't do it as good as Domineque. Because Domineque can blend in into the dark cause he black.
by Kevin Baines March 06, 2006
a. noun
A small town on the East coast of Virginia, located on the Chesapeak Bay.

Mainly habbited by guinea bubba's, red necks, wugs, or wiggers. Because of this stereo type of people and excessive Inbreeding between families, Gloucester's literacy rate is very low. Not allowing for upper standard events to take place and/or attractive people to evolve. On a town rating by men and women. 8%=Fuckable and 92% of people in Gloucester are Butt-Ugly. When compared to the Local City of Williamsburg neighboring Gloucester; 89%=fuckable and 8%=Average 3%= Butt-Ugly. A big difference in this small town.

b. A small town where there is nothing to do, other than to go to school or skate down the rocky roads and bust your ass on rocks.

C. A Favorable place to attempt the Water sport of Wakeboarding. Because of Gloucester calm waterways and warm water.
Wigger 1: Yo, you don't fuck wit me! I live in that busted up trailer park called Sea Breeze.

Wigger 2: Yeaaa yo!, you gots ta pack heat round thur. Oh shit my BB gun broke...I'm fucked.

Betty Sue: Hey dawling! com'n o're here and gimme some loving. You talk to your uncle...ahht! I mean brother, nooo or is he your daddy? well, you talk to him yet?

Little Guinea Boy: heehawww! what?? ahh I dunno we don't have a phone. And he was making sissy scream last night like he use to with momma.

Kevin The Skater Boy: Mannn FUCK these rocks! I keep busting my ass everytime I try to do an ollie on these stupid fucks! Fucking cheap ass gloucester transportation.
by Kevin Baines March 06, 2006

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