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5 definitions by Kevchenko

 
1.
Full name: Captain Douglas Jay Falcon

Computer game character created by Nintendo. Captain Falcon is a bounty hunter and part-time Grand Prix racer from the future.

Features in the F-Zero and Super Smash Brothers series of games, and in the F-Zero GP Legends cartoon series.

He drives the Blue Falcon, car number 07 in the F-Zero Grand Prix. It's rumored that he's called "Captain" because he was once an officer on the Internova Police Force. Captain Falcon was the winner of the previous Grand Prix, an achievement that boosted his already-high popularity even higher. Aside from the fact that he hails from Port Town, his past is a complete mystery. His mind and body are honed from the many battles he has survived, and there is no challenge he can't overcome.

Captain Falcon was cloned by the evil Black Shadow after being hospitalized in an accident. Blood Falcon, the clone, is hence only about four years old, where Captain Falcon is around 38. In Super Smash Brothers the evil clone can be selected by changing Falcon into the red costume.

Captain Falcon is fast, powerful and extreme, taking the most challenging, risky but potentially the most rewarding paths in any situation. In Smash Brothers he has one of the most effective and impressive spike moves, which you must try to use at every opportunity, no matter what the risk!

If you're faced with a decision to make, ask yourself, "What would Falcon do?", and you will lead a short, but exciting life. It's the Falcon way!
"See you at the race" - Captain Falcon
by Kevchenko March 30, 2005
 
2.
It's caused by particle accelerators sending huge jolts of power into domestic power lines. These knock the electricity back into its wild state, which is much heavier due to flattened electrons. The devastating result is that huge masses of heavy electricity start randomly falling out of wires and crashing onto anything below.
Heavy electicity is regularly flattening cattle in Sri Lanka.
by Kevchenko March 29, 2005
 
3.
A small fly with a big hat who features in recent Weebl & Bob cartoons. He is the captain of a farm that floats about on the sea, and demands that we give him silence.

Favoured foods include cheese, sardines and turd snot pie. The Captain has no need for biscuits.
"Since when did farms need captains?" - Weebl
by Kevchenko March 29, 2005
 
4.
Thought to have originated in Derby or York, the term is used to describe a particular meal layout where a curry is in the centre of the plate, and encircled by a ring of rice - the moat.
Would you like a moat of rice, or do you want it to one side?
by Kevchenko March 29, 2005
 
5.
(n.) Confusingly can refer to either
(i) a room in which food is prepared, or
(ii) various household items found in a kitchen, such as kitchen roll or kitchen surface cleaner.
"Dude, pass the kitchen, I've spilled my beer"
by Kevchenko March 30, 2005