1. There are some facts about Homsar that are known to be true.
*He's a song from the 60's
*He was raised by a cup of coffee
*He put his best foot flowered
*He thinks he won the Powerball
*He's just in time for the Murder Mystery
Homsar can be seen around homestarrunner.com, mostly as a hidden character. His best friend is Strong Sad, and he is protected by kerrek
2. Misspelling of homestar
by Vinnie C.
"Daaaugh! Hi, Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar, the captain of the Gravy Train. Climb aboard! I put my best foot flowered. Pashooo! Sure beats breaking up with me! Don't look now, I'm just a friendly reminder! Daaaaaugh! Whaaaaaa! I think I won the Powerball!"